February 2011
being in love makes you retarded
“Fuck these patriarchal beauty standards”. I hear you loud and clear, but women...”
– Grrrl Perspective @ Blogspot (via albinwonderland)
FUCK. YES. GIRL.
January 2011
“Don’t wanna be a chapter…I want to be the whole of the book.”
– Psapp
I finally work up the motivation to do laundry, so I walk down to the leasing office to fill my laundry card up with cash and the fucking machine doesn’t work. Fucking god dammit…
Someone drive me to a laundromat?
I despise your sense of entitlement.
Eventually I’ll move somewhere warm and riding my bike all over will be even grander than it is now.
Bright Eyes- Lime Tree →
Don't be so amazing or I'll miss you too much.
3 tags
I'm gonna burn down MTV studios for creating this...
“No, don’t cry. We’re not like that; we’re vikings.”
– White Oleander
tumblr's gone retarded
Watchotherworldly-:
this is the real Skins.
I’m Katie fucking Fitch, who the fuck are you!? >_<
Steel Magnolias is the saddest movie ever.
“Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my...”
– Annelle Dupuy Desoto from Steel Magnolias
“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize!”
– Clairee Belcher from Steel Magnolias
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
-page394:
coolkidcherry:
imaginarylover:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
The high school bit … haha, accurate :’)
College:
Paramount 'wants four more Jackass movies'
ohnojackass:
Paramount Pictures reportedly wants at least four sequels to the recent Jackass 3D movie. According to the Daily Star Sunday, studio bosses were “shell-shocked” when the film topped the US box office last week, grossing $50m (£31m) in its opening weekend. One of the film’s stars, Steve-O, said: “I thought our glory days were over and, yeah, you do worry about fading into...